Archive for the 'Comedy' Category

My New Apartment

I am moving into a new apartment this Saturday. I think the first thing I am going to do when I get to my new place is set up my TV and my DVD player. I don’t think I will have a lot of energy to do too much else that day, but it is important that I set the TV up very quickly, that way I can watch some comedy videos at night before bed. I love to watch funny videos to unwind, and moving is a pretty stressful experience, so I think I will watch at least two or three videos my first night in the new apartment. I have not moved into a new apartment in almost three years. I am sure that I will be fine, but it is very hard to be out on my own again. Like I said, it will be fine as long as I have my comedy videos to watch.

The Best Jokes

There are so many different kinds of jokes. Dog jokes. Happy jokes. Sad. Slow. Fast. Sports jokes. Lightbulb jokes. It’s hard to keep them all straight when you are trying to become a very good and very successful comedian. What is a hacky joke and what is a good joke . everyone thinks that when I go on stage I am going to tell stoner jokes but that is just because I have hair that is long and brown and sometimes looks dirty. That is not my fault. I wshower all the time. I just have hair that looks dirty. It is very sad for me because I don’t like to be holed up in one kind of joke like a sad and lonely bird. I don’t think birds like it iether and while id rather be in a make believe hole than a real one I presume it is a very similar feeling.